Recently I was debating with a young female friend of mine about how all woman are conniving cat like creatures who can't be trusted since the day Delilah screwed Samson. All woman are Delilahs! "Whose Delilah?" she blankly responded. I then had to explain the story in her lingo.. I think .. which was reasonably humorous. It went something like this...
Once upon a time long ago there was this dude named Samson. Samson was this buff kick arse special forces army warrior dude who got super kung foo kick arse powers from God. He was tougher than Chuck Norris and once killed 1000 enemy soldiers with just his bare ass. The secret to his strength was his hair. God told his mum to never cut it and he would have unlimited power up turbo button.
