Bassist Fail!

and here's a couple more

Sunday Munday Fail

No Coffee!! aRrrghh!! But I had to laugh. Should I expect anything less for a Munday morning. Only today its a bit different. I also awoke to discover the passenger door window smashed in on my car. . Initially, apart from the obvious damage nothing was stolen.They even missed my emergency cash stash!  Normally I don't leave my wallet in there, normally I don't have much cash in it either.  I've dodged the "cancel all cards cancel all cards" inconvenience! That was until I looked into my manbag to fish out my wallet to get on the bus..

Stupid Shit - TV Shows

I guess I've become a very angry man over the years. Lots of stuff shits me. I'm trying not to become a victim of the 21st century.  There is stupid shit everywhere! So anyway, lets talk about stupid shit TV shows. Okay... Reality TV shows -  please are they dead yet? 

Lazy Sunday FAIL

So its a Sunday afternoon, on a hot long weekend.  What better to do than nothing!  I decided to lie on the couch and have a little nap.  Which I did.  But being indoors all weekend I soon thought what a good idea it'd be to get outside and do I little bit of exercise! (FAIL) Not checking bike is in safe mechanical order - other than pumping up the tires last week .. (FAIL).   Assuming just a little ride in the back streets would be safer than the main road - There would be less traffic of course naturally and being it also a Sunday - even less traffic (FAIL). Start off slowly .. its been months since you last rode .. 200m .. . Hey this is piss easy .. go faster (FAIL)..  Approach first round-a-bout ..  yes moron Sunday Driver paying no attention  ..  surely even he has seen me and knows I have right of way..   AS IF!!!

The Creative Song Writing Process

This is much like how we jam out new songs in Stella Kitchen

Girls Can't Sing?

"Please don't hurt me!! ... yes just take what ever you want!!!!" Never have I been more afraid listening to someone sing or baffled as to what is considered "good singing" or music. Where have all the good chick singers gone?? In this instance I'm talking about "The Gossip" (theres no way I’m embedding that video). Seriously who the fark is buying this shit?? In this two chord masterpiece and for that matter all the music I've unfortunately been ambushed to listen to (on the radio) from these chumps, I feel like I'm being smashed about the head with a trashcan lid. This ghastly "vocal" excretes from my speakers like napalm infused projectile vomit.