Sleasey Sushi Strategies

Sushi. I don't get it. It stinks, tastes like crap yet every girl in the world loves it.  Along with salt and vinegar chips its one of the female culinary modern mysteries I will never understand.  I'll have my meat, chicken and fish cooked and hot thanks!  But its healthy right? mmmparasites worms chemicals.. all for 3 dorra fiffy - I'm sure they're using quality ingredients. Not to mention that shit could errrr KILL YOU!! I had the stinky pleasure of fetching a packet of sushi for a workmate for lunch and my eyes were opened...chicks dig guys who buy sushi?!


Now I'm even more confused?  I've now discovered Sushi runs third place to Babies (at number one) and Puppie dogs to attract chicks when out shopping. The girls buying their sushi at the sushi shop smiled and looked. Walking down the street more of them were looking at me.. and muttering.. "Oooh he's got sushi.. " Then at the traffic crossing lights.. "oOo sushi he must take good care of himself" . I began to walk boyed with a new found John Travolta staying alive strut confidence.. it must be the sushi ..  until a wave of dread swept over me.. "Damn I'm not gonna buy this shit everyday.."   


So in the spirit of Ken's Dating Tips  I'm inventing the "Fake Sushi Carry Pack" men's pick up accessories range.  Baby's and puppies yes they grab the most attention but they're too much work and responsibility, even if you are just borrowing them for the day. Fake sushi, you don't have to eat it and it does'nt make any mess or stink and conveniently fits into your man bag.  

I'm already in talks with Brutt33 so don't bother copying me!!