Food Slutting

The Nandos Micro Burger

I'm a big a food slut. I'm always on the hunt for a good feed and any excuse to knick off with a friend or two and talk crap over lunch. Particularly during the week at work! Before every "foodie" with a camera and a blog was religiously capturing and critiquing their every meal I was food slutting my way around Perth and Subiaco. Our objective however was to help answer the burning "whats for lunch man?" dead end question we aimlessly rebound off each other. "I dunno what do you feel like?"  ... " I dunno man.. healthy or filthy?".  "I dunno wot do you want?".....  The net result being you all can't decide on anywhere to go!!

Sleasey Sushi Strategies

Sushi. I don't get it. It stinks, tastes like crap yet every girl in the world loves it.  Along with salt and vinegar chips its one of the female culinary modern mysteries I will never understand.  I'll have my meat, chicken and fish cooked and hot thanks!  But its healthy right? mmmparasites worms chemicals.. all for 3 dorra fiffy - I'm sure they're using quality ingredients. Not to mention that shit could errrr KILL YOU!! I had the stinky pleasure of fetching a packet of sushi for a workmate for lunch and my eyes were opened...chicks dig guys who buy sushi?!